The worms in my stomach say snow tomorrow

It's the night before Thanksgiving and I can't sleep. Here are some haiku for winter.


1)
狼の糞を見てより草寒し
Looking at the wolf shit on the grass. So damn cold!

2)
狼は糞ばかりでも寒さかな
Just some wolf shit. It's so cold!

3)
田の人の笠に糞してかへる雁
The geese are leaving, pooping on the farmer's hats.

4)
はつ雪や降りもかくれぬ犬の糞
The first snowfall doesn't hide dog poop.

Mr. Boddy

Colonel Mustard
Miss Scarlet
Professor Plum
Mr. Green
Mrs. White
Mrs. Peacock

The correct answer is Mrs. White.

For how many more generations will we go on like this?